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1. (John Lennon) (2658↑, 741↓)
The frontman of the Beatles, brilliant song writer and musical Jesus. Decieved by the succubus Yoko Ono. He is bigger than Jesus and greater than you. Bow down.

John Lennon is greater than you. Go die.

2. (John Lennon) (1984↑, 368↓)
I would like to quote jockstrap...someone who posted earlier. "He's really not that great. John Lennon, what can be said, he's not that great, given way too much credit." And I would like to respond with FUCK YOU\!\!\!\! LENNON RULES\!\!\!

This post will be deleted in about 2 days because it "sucks"

3. (John Lennon) (1440↑, 280↓)
John Lennon was not a god. He was an artist. He made it clear to his listeners that he was not god and anyone who believed in worship was stupid for doing so. He was a very talented musician, song writer, singer, producer...ect. He inspired peace and love; however, John was a very violent man in real life. He left his first wife Cynthia Powell for Yoko Ono and many people believe she was the reason the beatles broke up. This is stupid. Although Yoko added tension and may have been a contributer to the break up..nothing lasts forever. It was definately time for John and the rest of the group to move on with their lives. John loved Yoko more than anything and if you can't respect that than you obviously don't respect him.

John Lennon was pretty chill.

4. (john lennon) (908↑, 213↓)
God himself. Okay, maybe not. Anyway, he was the leader of The Beatles, wrote some of the best songs ever made, and was taken away from us too soon.

John Lennon 1940-1980

5. (John Lennon) (849↑, 266↓)
he IS the greatest man to ever live, second only to Jesus. His ideas of peace, love, and harmony still stand firm...but the word's too fucking ignorant to go with it. As Immortal Technique would say, Lennon truly lived "Revolutionarily."

"A working class hero is something to be..."

6. (john lennon) (612↑, 120↓)
Member of musical group The Beatles. One of music's most enduring and influential figures. See [God].

Imagine all the people Living for today

7. (John Lennon) (696↑, 324↓)
1. God. 2. Better than you. 3. Frontman of the Beatles. 4. Cuter than Paul.

John Lennon is better than you, and you, and you, and you... and oh, you too.

8. (john lennon) (229↑, 24↓)
John Winston Lennon was born on Oct 9 1940 in Liverpool England during a bombing over the town. His Mother was Julia and his Father was Alfred. His father left him at age 1 and Julia fell in love with a sailor and lived a married life without ever being wed. his aunt, Mary "Mimi" Smith tried everything to take him away from them because she thought her sister being immoral. She won and took John at age 3. His father took him at age 5 and planned to take him to New Zeland but Julia saved him. He cut off most contact with Julia until he was 15. She bought him a guitar and taught him to play. Mimi was against the guitar and it was until 1965 she finally thought the guitar offered him something. He formed a band called the Quarry Men. At a church activitie they preformed Be-Bop-A-LuLA live. Paul McCartney was in the audience and was later introduced. Within a week he was in the band. Paul in vited George Harrison another week later. The changed their name to the Silver Bewatles a play on the Crickets. After many behavior problems after school, Mimi sent him to art college where he met his first love: Cynthia Powell. He also met a great friend: Stu Sutcliffe. John asked him to join the band as a bass player. The band went to hamburg germany first in 1960. While they were there, they took their first drugs: Pep Pills. They were also introduced to Astrid who fell in love with Stu. They returned to england. They started working for the cavern club wich was their signature place to play. In 1962 They went to Hamburg again This time Cynthia and Pauls girlfriend Dot Rhone went along. But Stu didnt return He went back to painting and married astrid. Cyntia was pregnant when he returned and they married. They recorded an album under the name THE BEAT BROTHERS in germany. Brian Epstein owned a store and it got many requests so he went to find out why. He became their manager and they recorded their first "real" album called Please Please Me. They returned to hamburg one last time to find stu was dead and John hit the bottle really hard for two weeks. John Charles "Julian" Lennon was born in april 63. In 1964, in new York he tried his first hard drug: marijuana. He then tried LSD in 65. This began to destroy his marriage. He met Yoko Ono in 1966 and she began to stalk him with cards letters and once even showed up at his house. He began to give in and went on dates with her. He divorced Cyntia in 1968 and tried to take julian away from her but failed. Yoko began to lead him to many strange new things like performing in a bag, to doing a press conference in bed. He moved to new york after the beatles broke up in 1970. He continued to released albums. In 1974 he separated from yoko for 13 months when he did drugs and drank uncontrollebly. They got back together and had a son: Sean. He became a stay at home father and tried to pick up the shattered pieces of his relationship with Julian and got off to a fresh start with sean. He released his first album in 5 years in 1980 and was shot down a few months later.

I wrote 2 definitions on John Lennon one full of facts and one of opinions I started at the begining and ended at the end of his life

9. (John Lennon) (164↑, 17↓)
A great musician, member of the 1960-1970 band The Beatles, assassinated outside his New York apartment in 1980 by Mark Chapman in front of his spouse Yoko Ono, a truly influential great man with an untimely death will be forever remembered.

RIP John Lennon 1940-1980 The Beatles

10. (John Lennon) (202↑, 100↓)
coolest man to ever live. wrote some of the best songs in musical history. most influential man in music. sexier than Paul. if i truly believed in god than i would say he is god. member of the Beatles , bigger than Jesus.

am i the only John Lennon/ Beatles fan who actually likes and respects Yoko Ono as an artist? (i'm still not quite sure that i like her singing)

11. (John Lennon) (100↑, 11↓)
John Lennon, Rock Musician / Songwriter Born: 9 October 1940 Birthplace: Liverpool, England Died: 8 December 1980 (shot to death) Best Known As: One of The Beatles As half of The Beatles, John Lennon and Paul McCartney were one of the most successful songwriting teams of the century. Together they wrote dozens of hit tunes, ranging from "Help\!" and "Ticket to Ride" to "Penny Lane" and "Let It Be." Lennon's romance with Yoko Ono was a major influence on his post-Beatles career, and he collaborated with her on everything from the modern pop hymn "Imagine" to avant-garde noise and poetry. The Beatles broke up in 1970, and Lennon followed with a solo career marked by uneven recordings and public pleas for world peace. After a reclusive five years as a family man, Lennon released an album with Yoko in 1980, Double Fantasy. As their new song "Just Like Starting Over" was reaching the top of the charts, Lennon was shot to death outside his New York home by Mark David Chapman, a schizophrenic fan. Lennon published two illustrated books of poetry and wit in the mid-1960s, In His Own Write and A Spaniard in the Works... His son Julian Lennon is also a singer and musician... Lennon's political positions gained him the enmity of J. Edgar Hoover's F. B. I. and the U.S. State Department, and researchers are still trying to get files on Lennon made public.

RIP John Lennon 1940-1980 (Assassination) The Beatles (1958-1970) Spouse: Cynthia Lennon (Divorced) Spouse: Yoko Ono (Until His Passing) Son: Julian Lennon Son: Sean Lennon

12. (John Lennon) (124↑, 43↓)
My idol. Should be everyones idol. Leader of the greatest band ever, the beatles. Cuter than Paul McCartney and wearer of little round glasses that ROCK.

John Lennon is dead and famous.

13. (john lennon) (157↑, 84↓)
John Lennon was the main member of the [beatles] and co-wrote many of the greatest songs of the centrury with Paul MacCartney. During the 50s, he mainly wrote of love, but as the 60s wore on, he became an LSD junkie with the other Bealtes. After that, most of his songs were about drugs, "seeing beyond your stuff" and sublimal messages about how stupid the government is. After his murder in 1980, he's now revered as a musical God.

"John Lennon's voice was amazing in the song A Day in the life"

14. (john lennon) (88↑, 17↓)
this is a response to definitions \# 16 and 17 for john lennon. you are an idiot and im sorry your posts were admitted. John Lennon was one of the most amazing people alive ever, not just because of his amazing ability to write music, but because of his views on the world (so true, listen to imagine, im being a stereotype but jeez) Lennon promoted peace, and everyones right to do what they wanted to do, and speak freely. he had some great ideas on how people should try and make the world a better place (which still aint happening sorry to say) so i dont know where you two get off saying this stuff about him of all people, for invalid reasons...Lennons music wasnt about selling out and being popular, it was about the message if anything, buy the very best of john lennon and dont just listen to it on your way to work while you chug back a mocha latte frappe swankaccino from starbucks, actually listen to it and listen to the lyrics, and see if u can get it, and he wasnt the personification of love and peace or whatever it was, he was a guy who (oh god forbid) wanted open love, peace, and he sang about his ideas, and anything else he felt like, and it was great, so before you go off slamming great people and saying he is only loved because he was murdered, why dont you look at him a bit more before the murder and appreciate it. and as for his comment regarding the beatles being bigger than jesus, john lennon had a sense of humor, he wasnt wound uptight enough to make a big deal out of everything, and who knew if christianity would have lived, he was just speculating. but hey, im all for opinions, so if you wanna go on hating good people, calling them self righteous arse holes, no ones stopping you. peace.

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one" - "whatever gets you through the night, its alright" - long live John Lennon.

15. (John Lennon) (86↑, 15↓)
One of the BEATLES and a solo artist as well.

0 (\{ 8 \> O ) John Lennon singing in the Heavenly choir.

16. (John Lennon) (30↑, 6↓)
Peace activist, Former Beatle, Greatest Song-writer to walk the Earth. Wrote songs such as [imagine] give peace a chance, God, ect. An enemy of Richard Nixon for singing about love, Life, Peace and not about death and killing and corruption. A Utopianist.

"Imagine All the people living life in Peace" "Imagine No possessions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man" "All we are saying Is give peace a chance" - John Lennon

17. (John Lennon) (42↑, 18↓)
One of the greatest musicians of all time. He wrote awesome music, I don't care what some people think. Just because you can understand what he's saying... It is a real shame he was murdered. I feel sorry for the guy that did it. he has a large part of the population hating his guts. His fault, though. His message still lives on, though. If we all just Gave Peace a Chance (there's a reason thats capitalized), Imagine what we could do. POWER TO THE PEOPLE\!

John Lennon was a visionary who was viciously murdered because of his beliefs.

18. (John lennon) (27↑, 6↓)
The self proclaimed 'King of Hippies' according to Cartman.

"Are you telling us that this book is filthy, inappropriate and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we read it right now?" -Cartman talking about the catcher in the rye and John Lennon

19. (John Lennon) (38↑, 17↓)
1. Sexiest man in history, as well as the sexiest man there will ever be. 2. "Founder", you could say, of the Beatles. 3. Bigger than Jesus, as are the other three Beatles, too. 4. Definitely cuter than Paul. (In reference to V.S. Eliot's entry on John Lennon.) 5. Too good for Yoko.

Why does everyone think Paul is like, super adorable? (Well, he is, but I don't think he's cuter than say, Ringo and John.) I think John Lennon is [cute]r than [Paul McCartney]\! I mean, Paul is a very close second, but Johnny's SO SUPER CUTE\! As well as effin' [sexy].

20. (John Lennon) (27↑, 10↓)
An extremely talented artist. Symbol of a new era. He was very enlightened, without doubt, but made several serious mistakes during his career. Paul McCartney always kept trying to shadow him, but all his efforts were in vain; John Lennon was just too big (not in the literal sense of the word, he was actually very skinny). Lennon was killed by [Mark David Chapman], a mentally ill man. Even though this man killed one of the greatest figures of all times, he had a great taste in literature; he loved [The Catcher in the Rye] which is one of the greatest books of all time written by one of the best authors of all time, [J. D. Sallinger]. May John Lennon rest in peace.

I recommend buying any "Best of John Lennon" album. He's seriously great. Anyone who says the contrary is a [motherfucking jealous n00b] and should be automatically killed.

21. (John Lennon) (33↑, 21↓)
John Lennon was the "Leader" of the greatest band in the world, The Beatles. He was a troubled man... but a great one none the less (Page two... lol) He was ever so sexy, and way better looking than that damn Macca dude. His first wife was very nice, and she deserves alot of credit. Yoko was and is a bitch... And he... liked her (hehe). The sad part about this little story was he was taken from us on a cold december night by some psycho asshole, who's name I refuse to give. LOOK IT UP. Oh and did I mention.... he's so SEXYYYY?\!\!\!

John Lennon is a sex god

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22. (john lennon) (56↑, 48↓)
almost got deported by the FBI and immigration in a movie called The US vs John Lennon

The US vs John Lennon was a good movie

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23. (John Lennon) (20↑, 16↓)
The most amazing and talented man ever. Super hot and a member of The Beatles in 1963- 1970. They broke up because of his stupid second wife. He started and failed art college. If you don't know who John Lennon is, you have serious problems because you looked him up. He is not God, nor is he anything close. He was talented, amazing, hot and funny. Despite what a previous definition stated, he was not mean but slightly tempermental. He had two sons and two wives. His sons were John Charels Jullian Lennon and Shawn Lennon. His first wife was Cynthia Lennon and his second was the demon woman, Yoko Ono. He was shot and killed in front of the Dakoda building in New York. He was shot twice in the back, twice in the shoulder and one bullet missed.

John Lennon was amazing and if you don't agree, you suck with great intencity.

24. (John Lennon) (7↑, 6↓)
1.God 2.One of the writers of the greatest music... Period...

1. I worship John Lennon. 2. I listen to John Lennon\!

25. (John Lennon) (19↑, 24↓)
GOD.

John Lennon is god. He is bigger then Jesus.

26. (John Lennon) (22↑, 30↓)
The majority who say that he was God or anything like that is a fucking idiot, which I guess makes most of the authors on this subject such people. Such people have probably gone off to their friends to talk about how much "ganja" they (don't actually) smoke everyday. Great person and musician, but no more than a human being. I'd say RIP and all that shit, but we've got enough of this BS memorial crap by people who think they should've spoken at his funeral. Say what you want, he was a rich bastard. A very talented, spiritual, and memorable artist, but a rich bastard none the less. No, don't cry over the atrocities perpetuated by your "government" every single day. Cry over a dead pop-star while the things he wanted to see changed in this world continue to be neglected. Don't even joke about him being God if you're just exaggerating, you sound like a scene kid. Or maybe that's what you're going for? Half the people who wrote these defs probably weren't even alive when he was assassinated, and they probably think they're huge fans because they listened to Abbey Road and play "Beatles Wannabe-Retro Cash-In" - I mean, Rockband. Mark Chapman may have been a psycho but he was right about one thing, and that's about people holding up celebrities to positions they don't deserve, and acting all sappy after the celebrity dies. If people did it for Michael Jackson when he died after all the garbage they slung at him, I don't believe one word of their so-called "respects".

I'm an atheist, by the way. Maybe that will further persuade you to give this a thumbs down. :) John Lennon wasn't God. See: Musician

27. (John Lennon) (40↑, 52↓)
The greatest musician ever to live (Besides the guys of pink floyd). He wrote the most beautiful songs ever, Imagine. He married the love of his life, Yoko Ono, who many people claim helped break up The Beatles. Its semi true. But c'mon, it was his true love, you gotta do what you want, when you find the right person, you marry them. Unfortunatly, in December of 1980, he was shot and killed by some fucker, who the surviving members of the Beatles never talk about, because they dont want him to gain that status that the person who shot JFK did. If you look up both of their names, your a fag, and should go rot in hell.

John lennon is the greatest musical genius, and may god rest his soul.

28. (John Lennon) (11↑, 78↓)
When someone walks in on you while you're jacking off and you turn to them, say "I'm your biggest fan," and then shoot your wad on their chest.

Last night, Sally walked in my room to get a piece of paper, and much to her chagrin, I gave her a big ole John Lennon. High five\!

29. (John Lennon) (43↑, 180↓)
It's true Imagine all the people. . . That's all he was, just one of the people. never to be raised, or praised. An icon to those without concept of self worth, an idea for followers and those of shallow mind, indeed, exactly like all celebrity.

Presidents, CEOs, Television actors, Movie "stars" etc. John Lennon

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30. (John Lennon) (51↑, 193↓)
To be the first one of a group to fail, die, sell out, move on, etc. ALSO Used interchangeably with [Yoko Ono]; to forsake your friends, band, etc. for a woman.

We'd agreed to all stay friends after graduation, but then Eddie got a job in Tulsa and John Lennoned on us. At least he wasn't like Jim. That dude totally [Yoko Ono]'d with that skank Sherry.

31. (john lennon) (63↑, 225↓)
Someone we have been forced to call great and talented because he got popped off by some loony and now we are forced to swallow what a great guy he apparently was and how he was the creative force of the Beatles when in reality he was a washed-out hypocrite who only ever succeeded because he rided on Paul McCartney's talents. My friend says he is the human form of love and peace. Yes that's why he abandoned his friends while remaining bitter, twisted and childish about the whole Beatle business. Whole lotta love and peace there...err not. Once you've heard one Lennon song, you've heard them all.

We need to stop thinking John Lennon is a "legend" and accept him for what he really was - a stupid arsehole.

32. (John Lennon) (74↑, 303↓)
A self-righteous asshole who spewed childish bubble gum music and foul blasphemy that his drug-addled fans thought was groovy. Also, Mr. Peace, Love and Understanding left his wife and child for Yoko Ono whom Beatles devotees blame for the fact that the band had run its course. If you listen to Lennon's ditty "Imagine", you'll find that by the time he's done imagining, he has imagined that nothing exists other than himself. That's the John Lennon philosophy in a nutshell. Of course I am sorry he was murdered, but his failure to rise on the third day was a fitting end.

John Lennon proclaimed himself and his band as "bigger than Jesus", and also predicted that "Christianity will end". Christianity is still here, Lennon is dead as a doornail.

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33. (john lennon) (111↑, 660↓)
He's really not that great.

John Lennon, what can be said, he's not that great, given way too much credit.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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